Track 1 - Intro-
Hello there sir.
Well I'll tell ya, I've lived around here all my life
and I never once noticed this place.
You need a sign out there or somethin buddy,
probably bring some business to the joint.
Yes, how may I help you today?
I'm lookin for some kind of uh...
some kind of clock or somethin, somethin for the old man.
He collects old shit like this and I figured,
I figured I'd get 'em somethin before he dies and rots on me ya know?
Ah, well perhaps you can use a gift yourself?
Well, I'm not much for old shit like this myself.
But I insist, I have somethin just right for you.
This will help you find more then you are looking for.
A candle huh? Yeah well maybe I'm in the wrong place.
Consider it a gift from your neighbor.
But I heh....have electricity in my house.
No, this is no ordinary candle by boy.
Come closer and witness the light
that this magical candle will shed upon your life.
Listen uh, I really gotta get goin.
Witness my friend, witness the light, of the Amazing Jeckel Brothers!
Track 2 - Jake Jeckel-
Boom shocka boom (3x)
Ladies and gentleman meet your guardian
Your keepers of morals...hahaha kindness
The path to shangrila is led by heeeee, led by you
He is of your positivity he is of your loooove
Meet one half of the jugglin duo
That is your soul I’m talkin about
Jake jeckel
Jeckel another j catch one more
They’ll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky? (for you)
many souls burned wonderin why? (4x)
Track 3 - BRING IT ON-
Welcome everyone to the big show Jake and Jack, in the dark carnival Remove your hats or we'll cut off your heads Show respect your among the dead Don't like bigots and richy boy fucks Ain't shit changed bitch, check nuts Detroit, southwest murderers die The greatest spectical under the sky 5 Cards came and made they mark For moon you god and a platin park Fuck the drum kits, xylaphone,chello I'm a wicked clown bitch hello Everbody come jumpin around Bring you and your fat ass bitch in town Wagons, tents are swept of a breeze Can't nobody get with these, motha fucka BRING IT ON Violent J, Shaggy serial killers with style Fasion of the 2000 and beyond Voodoo, chicken and magical wands Dead bigots, face down in the ponds Broken neck with the flick of my wrist All this playa hatin gettin me pissed Fat chick, skinny chick, chicky chick hoe Swishers, Faygo's and Kung Foo blow's If Jake jeckel drop 88 card No more jokes just sizlin balls I'll hypnotize ya like a vampire Bite your neck and set your head on fire Shoot me with silver bullets OK I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em and get paid Here try my liquarish treat I know dead folk that chew they feat Carnival moves in shadow of time And he's runnin a little behind, bitch BRING IT ON Insane Clown Posse ICP Ax murdering daring with a touch of detroit class Jeckel Drop ball Shangrila die 1 for your greed 2 for your lies Jeckel Drop ball Shangrila die 1 for your greed 2 for your lies Shaggs 2 Dope serial killah Ax murder boy, wig cap peelah Hackin with a philly jacket and look fresh I'm pimpin like David Caresh...was People think I got bombs in my locka Teachers try to open it up, I'M A SOCK HER Get the Fuck back and leave me alone Before I have to come to your home, and see ya Wind me up and I can do flips And put the smack down on your lips Billy Boy Rude and Jump Steady Tom Tubs Stephin Legs, Diamond Leg got love Drinkin Moon Mist carnival bar Got folk love, people love whatever you are Fork side ways I'm a jugglin man Can't nothin reign bitch BRING IT ON-
Track 4 - I Want My Shit-
It was like March, April Fuckin Lebra Taurus, born in 1775 I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive I used to hang with the original, billy the kid You probably think I'm only playin but, I did My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show Mamma a fortune tella, Azmerella Zella Anyway they had sex on a Ouija board And I was born the next day Violent J When I was 14 I tripped on the train track And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack I'm out cold, they though it would fuck me up I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what? Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy child of the Witch heffer Whatever Tied me up burned me and threw stones Had a few scrapes and cuts Smokey Nuts After that they started bowin and shit Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get I said get off my dick I ain't a savior I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flavor 4 simple things in this bitch before I die I want a rusy ax I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget And a little sip of Faygo to Till I get my shit in this motha fucka I will neva DIE! 50 years passed all my homey's are old ass fucks I ain't even got hair on my nuts I left the village in the search of my ends, I wrestled Alligators Battled terminators Nothin ever chilled me, nothin could harm me I faught in the civil war, Yankees army I walked across enemie lines with a mack 10 Man they didn't even have that shit back then How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up? Well atleast make this shit sound real man damn! I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern Steddy takin cannon balls To the balls The war ended, I traveled the country horse back Until this fool tried to horse jack He put his gat to my head and blew my face up Didn't even smear the makeup I took his gun a put a divit in his neck The sherriff didn't like it I got dited 87 long years in the state pen Till they finally forgot why they put me in They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin On they way out they like "Yo ain't you like a houndred and somethin?" I'm said Yeah thats right, and I ain't gonna die till I get my shit motha fucka!!! I want a rusy ax I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget Just a little sip or two Till I get my shit in this motha fucka I will neva DIE! I slept under bridges, lived in a valley Climbed up mountains, searched the alleys More years passed and I still ain't died Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side My homie has an empala a '67 Last night we hit the road pushin one eleven I stuck my head out the window told 'em forward the most And let my nugget ping off a light post hahahaha yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight bust The world hates me cuz of shit like this They always try and kill me but, MISS I know it's odd cuz my face is forever painted When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted My tongues a little long I choke people with it Looks kinda nasty, but chick dig it And I told ya my neck can strech for miles I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files People wanna see me die for then a little bit But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!! I want a rusy ax I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget I said Faygo FUCK Mountain Dew Till I get my shit in this motha fucka I will neva Die! Die (2x)-
Track 5 - Bitches w/ Ol' Dirty Bastard-
Bitches (3x) Bitch what tha fuck? What ya try to do to me? You wasn't true to me When I was locked up you fucked somethin like 34 guyz But I let that slide Cuz your ass is bangin, your titties is phat I wanted to fuck that, but fuck that I never gave a fuck that, you put it through the courts And gave me genital warts Now I stack my nine, I'm goin for your knees I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze As your standin there I'ma be like You know you done fucked up right? Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x) Bitch don't talk about bitches I'm fuckin them Please no fat bitches I'm fuckin slim Unless its one of those nights your smokin my shit I don't care about how I'm fuckin it How much it cost big fat crack head? Ain't tryin to hear all them words you said I'm in this bitch, then I came Fuck your name, and from were you came I don't give a fuck bitch, I will kill you You Sequeta You Bolinda You to Pation BITCH!!! Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x) One thing I can't stand is these bitches Tryin to take my riches, when I ain't even got none I never lies, you knew what I wanted all the while My dick in your vertical smile We kiss and hug, snug and tickle But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fuckin pickle She fucked everybody else in the place It's all good, NOW LET ME HEAD BUT YOUR FACE! Bitch I love you but now ya gotta die Girl you know I love you but now ya gott die Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (repeat)-
Track 6 - Terrible-
Motha fucka! You don't know shit do ya? You wouldn't know shit if it whiped right through your ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence drama motha fucka Your mamma, your motha fuckin bitch ass fat jeckel face mamma Don't even know about this drama, MOTHA FUCKA! Oh my god look at that, turn it up please poor Nancie Karigan and her sweetlittle knees Somebody took there black thing and went thung Thats terrible he heard about it for months What about that one nobody guy that they found dead in the grass With his dick in his, ass Unless there was more But you won't recall cuz Micheal have just squeezed up on some little kids wall What you concider DRAMA it ain't all that It's just that your whack Intergalactic satellite data compress YES but we can't feed the homeless And then OJ's big story unfolded Everybody watched that while Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world don't really care Thats what it calls for a wheel chair!! Terrible What ya know it's terrible Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x) Laaady daah we gotta protest that Cuz some rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat Walked in his concert and turned 'em to hell Cuz he's so fuckin TERRIBLE! Mean while his record sells double and triple Cuz of YOU talkina bout him rubbin his nipple Religious, you? You helped 'em banks Instead of helpin them poor people eatin outta them garbage cans When your done with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit I could use somebody The hole world was cryin when Kurt Cobain went BANG When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of aids but you hardly mention White guy blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroine in a shot gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid Terrible What ya know it's terrible Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x) Rebel flag, in your school Rebel flag, in your park Rebel flag, in your court room Rebel flag, in your hart Rebel flag, stood for slavery Rebel flag, stood for war Rebel flag, stood for hatred But just go ahead and hang your flag up some more Don't worry about my god damn flag boy whats terrible is you damn rappers cursin The country we live in was built by slaves Beat at and murderd and stuffed in they graves You put a slave owner on a 1 dollar bill And you wanna know why I kill people!!!! Bombs are blowin up cops are corrupt And all ya care about is who the president fucked! You don't even know terrible, you will As soon as our wagons come over the HILL! Terrible What ya know it's terrible Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x) You don't even know whats in store for that bitch ass of yours Let me get a look at that bitch ass of yours There it is it looks like a bitches ass you bitch ass motha fucka!!!! Terrible What ya know it's terrible Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (repeat)
Track 7 - I Stab People-
I stab people, 4 or 5 people every day
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit
But there ain’t no fuckin way
I stabed ’em, this nurse and his fuckin cat
Stabbed ’em, stabbed ’em all like that!
I stab people I know, I stabbed alex my mannager
He was like what tha fuck!
I stabbed ’em in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there
I don’t care, I stab anybody anywere
I stabbed the mailman he was pissed
He tried to mase me
I’m too quick with the stab, come on come on chase me
I stabbed twiztid, jamie madrox, I stabbed ’em
Myzery stabbed me, ahh God damn ’em
I stab old people, old ladies, little kids, I don’t give a fuck
I stabbed the fat guy in the butt, hehe what
I stabbed pete rose, I stabbed ’em twice in his nipple I’m violent j and I stab people
Maybe somebody can help me (4x)
Track 8 - Another Love Song-
Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin I mean you got carried away in the moment I could forgive you.....I could do that I could do anything if I wanted I could buy you a Lexus Truck with a white leather interior I could kill of some bears and dogs and shit just to make you a fur coat I could love you and treat you with class And have babies fallin all out your ass Thinkin about that I feel I'd rather kill you While I got you in my car you ain't goin no were bitch your dead I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (2x) I could take all the face paint off and get a real job workin for your dad I would rather take a 10 lbs bass and stick it in your daddy's forehead I could let you move into my house You fuck the neighbore everytime I go out And whipe his nut on my pillow But I think I'd rather kill you Cuz we parked here all alone on this here dark allyway I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (2x) I'm the one that killed your preciouse cat and stuffed 'em in your fuckin mail box If I only hadn't cut off my hair, I'd choke you with all my dred locks When I scream at the moon everynight You shoulda knowns somethin just ain't right Cuz I'm gonna slap you And then I'm going to kill you Cuz the moon told me to and it's watching us right now I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (2x) I could go back to school instead and try and get my diploma I'd much rather bang your head on the wall untill you fall in a coma Cuz I can't get you outta my head I'd cut my head off but then I would be dead And I ain't the only motha fucka thats diein So lets just die together I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (repeat) -
Track 9 - Everybody Rize-
Smile I'ma blow a hole in your neck And leave ya standin there stupid like that Everybody jump to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN Fuck rednecks dum diddy dum Barrels in your mouth, stretch your tongue Everybody jump to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN Fuck Gene Simmons you make me sick Psycho sick you stole my shit Spit your blood out and do your dance But I'ma kick that ass through your leather pants Fuck Palooza big festivals Never sell out with you bitch ass hoes Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN Everybody raise on the east side Everybody raise on the west side Everybody raise on the north side South side, everybody rize (2x) Money, I was raised up without shit Thats how I'll die, thats how I'll live Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN! I SCREAM! I make towers shatter I hoop the moon through the rings of Saturn Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN! I say what I want, whatever I feel Fuck your big contract record deal Flavor ain't shit you's among the dead Dark Carnival alacoombaciad Fuck radio, and radio play FUckers can suck my dick all day Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN! Everybody raise on the east side Everybody raise on the west side Everybody raise on the north side South side, everybody rize (2x) Suck my dick Suck my dick Suck my dick Now thats straight from my heart Suck my dick Suck my dick Suck my dick Suck my dick Suck my dick Michael Isner can suck my dick If he got some kinda problem with my shit Everybody jump to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN! Your just a FAGGOT! Korn FAGGOT! They call you that cuz you act like a bitch Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE, FUCK OUTTA HERE! Fuck skin color everybody's blue Then what would all these bigots do? Instead of your tone, they'd hate your size Thats why I must pluck out all of there eye's ICP We roam alone Ever sence then Inner City Ghetto Zone Now everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THA CLOWN!!!!!! Everybody raise on the east side Everybody raise on the west side Everybody raise on the north side South side, everybody rize (repeat) -
Track 10 - Play With Me-
Track 11 - Jack Jeckel-
Jeckel another j catch one more
Track 12 - Fuck The World-
Track 13 - The Shaggy Show-
Track 14 - Mad Professor-
Track 15 - Assassins-
Track 16 - Echoside-
Track 17 - Nothing's Left-
Every year there's more of us and all we do is fill the box
We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are
will be your fantasy imaginary special friend
I can feel you viraling but you don't need to talk to them
But instead you toss me in the box we need to rot away
Hoping you will pick me again some day, hey hey
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side
Most of them are raggady and we all are locked inside (2x)
I will listen to your bibble babble jibber talk
But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk
You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for somethin instead
Please come get your doggy don't let him chew off my FUCKIN head
All your mom and daddy do is work and fight thats all they do
I can understand the way you feel because I feel it to
But you leave me in the box and I can hardly hear you play
Lost among the toys of yesterday, hey hey hey hey hey hey
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other
Lost under a raggady it's lonely when you're locked inside (2x)
Boys and girls fuck that old crusty shit!
Come down and get your brand new, haha shiney, slimey, atomic shithead!
super super
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiney crack
You've become much older now and I don't see you turnin back
Seven years in darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
That some day I'll get you in my hands...
AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!!!!!
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side
Lost under a raggedy it's lonely when your locked inside (repeat)
It can be so lonely (repeat)
Boom shocka boom shocka (3x)
Ladies and gentlemen come here, major greeting
Your keeper of wickedry, the path to shangrila
Is missled by he, missled by you
He is of your negativity, he is of your hate
Meet the other half of the jugglin duo
That is your soul
The amazing jack jeckel!!!!
They’ll try and catch all thats instore for you
How many souls will fall from the sky?
How many souls burned wonderin why? (4x)
Fuck
Fuck this shit
Fuck give it to me
My only care is to set the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us
Fuck Tom fuck Mary fuck us
Fuck dairies
fuck the west coast and fuck everybody on the east
EAT SHIT AND DIE, or fuck off atleast
Fuck pre-schoolers
fuck rulers, kings and queens, and gold jewelers
Fuck wine coolers
Fuck chickens, fuck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks
Oh mother fuck, Fuck critics, fuck your review
Even if you like me...
FUCK YOU!
Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's mamma
Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forest Gump
You probably like it in the RUMP, fuck a shoe pump
Fuck the Real Deal, and fuck all the fakes
Fuck all 52 states, oooh
And fuck you
My only care is to set the world on fire (3x)
My only care is to set the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL (2x)
Fuck Oprah
Fuck Opra
Fuck a Soap Opera
Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker
Fuck your girlfriend I probably did her already
Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, JumpSteady
My homie fuck 'em
What are ya gonna do
Book that bitch fuck you
Yeah well fuck you too
Don't bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say FUCK 93 times
Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear
Fuck Newgent, like anybody gives a fuck
You like to hun a lot
SO FUCKIN WHAT!
Fuck disco, Count o' Monte Cristo
Fuck Sisqo, Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone that went down with the Titanic, in a panic
I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!
My only care is to set the world on fire (keep repeating)
Say fuck the world
FUCK THE WORLD!
Fuck 'em all
FUCK 'EM ALL (2x)
Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick
You both make me sick, suck my dick
Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it
And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is
Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world and fuck them right here
You know the guy who operate's the Rouge River draw bridge on Delray and Jefferson?
FUCK HIM!
Fuck your idea, fuck your gonorrhea, fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia
Fuck your wife your homie did, he's fuckin you
Fuck the police and the 502
Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe
Fuck everybody on the inside
Whoevers on the cover, fuck his mother
Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Violent J
From southwest detroit deep within zug islands industrial waste deopository
It's SHAGGY Time!!!
Hey, how ya doin down there
It's nice to see ya, alright!
Waddup ya'll? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin know
This is my sidekick, fat pat
He goes, hehehe, and all of that
Anyway on my way here I almost died
This bitch in front of me was like 105
They worry about drunks and late night truckers
Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha fuckas
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy shit's gettin old
The game is to be sold, not to be told
You can feel the excitment right?
Snoop Dogg is with us tonight
hahaha thats what I'm sayin
Shit, on the Shaggy Show shiit we ain't playin
And that ain't it, also on the show
Anotha motha fucka that well, most of ya know
You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother
VIOLENT J'S IN THIS MOTHA FUCKA
I like that kid Violent J
Hey Mike "Whats up?" how ya doin today?
"Just great Shaggz" well thats great
Lets give a hand, to Mike E. Clark and that gangsta fun band!
We'll be right back with Violent J!
Do your homies have money? Are you broke?
Yeah
Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?
Straight up!
Theres nothin you can do but get your PHD
Playa Hata's Degree?
Thats right
Awww hell yeah
Player Haters Academy located on welfarm in Detroit offers the finest in Playerhation tactics
Yeah thats right
Such as the bitch hater
Hey man fuck that fine ass bitch!
Or the look shooker
Yo bitch I may be ugly but atleast I ain't got no money!
Or the never ending shooting star
Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!
Get your PHD and join a nation of playerhation WORD UP!
Ok, my first guest, he's nuty as hell
He just served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now atleast
Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece
Waddup yall? Whats happenin
Been 6 months and my dick ain't haven it
If I don't hurry up and get me some ass
I might bust this nut on your tv glass
Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shit
A brand new group with my homies twiztid
It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll? Hell Nah
Now I been hearin a little about this and that
About you havin some kinda panick attack
Tell us, um is it true?
And when you have one, what tha fuck do you do?
Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffe
And then all of a sudden I'm like, GET OFF ME!
Then I start chokin out pedestriens
Until hey give me my shot of calapalestrien
But thats all over now and thats that
I'm a perfectly normal necropheliac
Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it
I might grab your neck and do bad things with it
Well on that note, thank you J, for real
Well just pop you one of them selopian pills
Take your ass back stage and relax
Snoop Dogg is commin up next!!!
Stay right here we'll be right back
I like my chilli hot, as a matter of fact I like my
chilli so god damn hot
That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull
When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin
I reach for that bottle of mammas god damn hot chilli
Smooth tender chunks filled with chilli beans filled with mamma's hot bastard bacon bits
And drizled with just the right amount of thick savery sauce
Drippin with noodle nuggets and Texas onions
mmmm mmmmm thats hot, god damn hot!
Ask for it by name
Thanx fellas, alright yo were back
My next guest pioneerd the sound of rap
He's come a long way from the LBC
Please welcome Snoop D-O double G
Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane
It's the big dogg yo fuckin wit the insane
Clown, get down nigga I represent the town
Hey yo Violent J lets go half on this pound
I stay gangsta lay fine, I drop the bomb
They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm
So any dick that seem to disagree with me
Step up and watch your motha fuckin ass meet the fee
Snoop, what?, you got platnem on your wall
Where all the fools starin scratch there balls
They wanna be like you, they wanna try ta steal your flows
Yo, why is that so?
It's like everywere I look, and everywere I go
Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow
But I don't pay 'em no attention oh should I mention
I'm all about the money and riddin in cars with suspension
Bounce makin on the corners smokin dope
Smokin that weed hangin out with my lopes
Folks don't give a fuck about nothin at all
Thats why I'm known to the world as big motha fuckin
Snoop Dogg, nigga
Snoop Dogg everybody
Now we gotta bring a close to our party
Thanx Violent J my lope
And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke
Join us next time for the show
We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo
Thats it for now, I'm out this bitch
Hey yo gangsta fun, show 'em how ya got rich!
He He He Oh shit he’s here Hi Hi ya doing Is this the right place for that furniture ahh Yeah sure is come on in Pretty nice place you got here cobwebs are a nice touch So that’s the couch ah Yeah we got some um take a look at the apolstry right there That’s pretty fuckin nice I haven’t seen Woah you all right there Excuse me real apolstry I ain’t seen nothin like that since shit like back in the Muther Fucker You want my couch You muther fucker I need your muther fuckin brain You can’t have my couch What da the fuck you thinking Now come here you big fat muther fucker get on the table I was never popular this I’ll admit fuck school School never liked me cool All the kids would always beat me till I’m half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me See momma and mother they owned a lot of property They had a science lab in the basement and that’s where my freaks Well were my time was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked 3 times Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead I made a lot of things though Like a frog with a turkey neck it was tha shit yeah But im still lonely I need a homie So I collected limbs and made me a zombie I could have made me a girlie friend But fuck that I got my girlie right here yeah You can call me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity So this is like where you live That’s right why you don’t like it I mean oh my god it’s dirty Do you like? Hehe Shut up bitch Give me your tippie toes I used some many body parts it was crazy I killed a whole bunch of muther fucker like what 80 They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on I hear the other children outside “Keep it down you little bitches I’ll skin your fuckin hide” Trunks full this parts wack Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack Shit fuck I’m sawing of an elbow Looking at the meter on my quazar zifter low Or better yet look out the fuckin window I see a storm comin it’s all most time to roll Screw the head on come on come It’s the dugish rugish bone OK it’s time hit the switch turn it up a hertz Fuck shit didn’t work So this is like where you live That’s right why you don’t like it I mean oh my god it’s dirty Do you like? Hehe Shut up bitch Give me your tippie toes Hey Hey you call for a wrecker Sure did come on in I got the truck ready out side I’m gonna go ahead… Oh muther fucko what you’d hit me with a fuckin frying pan What’s up what that bra You crazy muther fucko ow that shit hurts Come here I’m gonna fuck you up Get back here He’s trying to kill me It wasn’t always easy let me tell ya But fuck that uhh cause I ain’t no failure I put the shit with the veins and snip that wait a minute You here that Yeah It’s alive I just gotta wake it up Hand me that rock and lime Pour it in the cup and give it to his ass wait hold up pause I ain’t cleaning his draws man fuck that Get him set get 'im ready its all most time Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine I see him twitching I’m on a roll He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit Did it work you make the call? “Shaggy ?” …What up Y’all? You can call me mad professor I will build a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity -
You know who your fuckin wit? W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns (repeat) I walked through different rooms and saw this man He was cowardly he was colord snatched his jewelry and ran I caught up with Nate he said it was worth a grand He smiled then he cringled then he shook my hand The jam is goin down I need the money so I'm giddy The fuckin snake was fuck crule all I got was 750 My mother threw my out I called my sister a whore Now my house is abandoned, my bed is the floor It's been a week I haven't eaten I starve and I crawl Saw my teacher Ms. Alanin up in Reniten Mall I broke into her dodge and jumped in the back And waited for the bitch to put my shanke through her neck She offered her cars key's cried and said please She promised not to tell and gave me A's and B's I said I want your money bitch and all I can sell I looked into her eyes and she was SCARED AS HELL! I knew she was a snitch so I cut off her tongue Now happy with the trigger now I'm on the run AN ASSASSIN Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown You know who your fuckin wit? W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wicked clowns (repeat) My father was a priest cold blooded he's dead Hipocret he was a bigot so I cut off his head Poored out the holey water bless the dead is what I said And heard the demons screamin as his body bled Now I'm drunk on the freeway just the other day I saw a fine hitch hiker and I wanted to play Pulled up to the curb so I can offer a ride She said thanx I said no thang and she got inside I'm peepin as I'm creepin I'm packin an erection I'm stairin with my dick I'm like LOOK which direction Made it to her ave, she got out and said see ya Hey babe why don't ya chill and kill this 2 liter Went into my trailer, I filled up the glass Before she took a sip I had my dick in her ass I banged it and banged it the shit was obserd Like she was Sporty Spice and I was some fuckin nerd Then she rolled over and gave me a kiss She said "When am I gettin paid?" WHAT BITCH? First I tried to choke her she went for the door She said "Welcome to the desease theres no cure for" Bitch I love you but now you gotta die I chased her through the door but she slammed it in my eye She passed by my boy and I knew he was strapped Billy pulled out his gun and shot the bitch in her back Still about 30, I went for the hatchet And screamed at the moon like a sick psychopatchic Chopin and chopin they said "J what tha fuck?" On the news they found her head stuffed up her butt, WHAT? I'm an ASSASSIN hahaha a motha fuckin assassin An assassin Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown Don't fuck with me Wicked Clowns wicked clown Wicked clowns wicked clown-
Echoside Echoside not without my echoside Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place that seldom seen A place that even the wickedest souls that burn have never been There was a soul named Dameon he was nothin heaven to say Instead he was cast to the flames of hell to serve an eternal grave Even in the After life things don't always go as planned Satan's relm see's through, it's hectic and over changed Dameon earned his spot in hell right until his dieing day So the wagons took his sorry soul and taunted him all the way They finally reached that resting place and endless pit of fire But Dameon had excapte throught the back door of Satan's lair Out the back entrance of hell with no were else to hide His time is just a toomb resting in the Echoside, Echoside Echoside not without my echoside (4x) In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time If there is a hell then there must be a behind Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black Take me from the echoside and never bring me back Dameon ran as far as he could before his legs began decaying There were many dead trees of blood red skies and headless children playing A wicked man with a long black tongue saw Dameons legs were dead So he layed on top of Dameon and then licked the back of his neck and said Backwords talking saying: Fuck the Devil Fuck That Shit We Believe in life legit If you diggin what we say Why you throw your sould away? Echoside Echoside not without my Echoside (4x) In the background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time If there is a hell then there must be a behind Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black Take me from the echoside and never bring me back Backwards talking again saying: Fuck The Devil Fuck That Shit We Believe in life legit If you diggin what we say Why you throw your soul away? Dameon crawled for many hours in puddles of blood he lay Torcherd by everything he saw yet wishin along the way His arms decayed and fell off his body as he rolled along the floor Still trying not too look back, as if something else were in store The clouds above were dark and hot yet dripping with blood rain The ground infested with rodents that crawled throughout his veins As Dameon layed in Echoside, hells screames could still be heard Blood red skie would flicker with the torchering that occured Thinking that he escaped every scream he heard he laughed With the headless children pointing and urinating in his lap He finally saw some fortress gates so he quickly rolled into it These red gates were the front doors of hell, he never knew it, he he Echoside Echosid not without my echoside In the Background: Take Me to the shadows on the other side of time If there is a hell then there must be a behind Take me from the nethervoid and bury me in black Take me from the echoside and never bring me back (repeat all until song is done) -
Ain't nothin left here for me So I'm out this bitch Fuck stayin here I'm buzzin the fuck all the bout We out this motha fucka right now Theres no story that ain't been told There ain't no gimic that ain't been sold Theres no ocean that never been swam Theres no jaba that ain't been slamed There ain't no road that ain't been traveled There ain't no doctor that ain't been baffled Ain't no thug that never cried Ain't no preacher that never lied Theres no rumor that ain't been passed Ain't no question that no one asked Theres no tree that won't get chopped Theres no bomb that won't get dropped Ain't no path that no ones laid AIn't no beast that ain't been afraid Theres no feet that no one can Theres no saga that never began Ain't no snow that didn't melt Theres no punch that never been felt Theres no skill that no ones learned Theres no planet that he ain't turned Theres no fued that never disolved There ain't no problem that ain't been solved Theres no tail that no ones told Theres no beuty that won't get old Theres no garden the sun ain't beemed on Theres no shoulder that ain't been leaned on Theres no color that ain't been seen Purple, yellow, forest green Theres no desert that ain't seen rain Nobody here that ain't felt pain Theres no bigot that ain't been clowned Theres no treasure that I ain't found Ain't no cave they ain't never explored Ain't no mother that ain't been ignored Theres no leader that ain't been led Theres no blood that ain't been shed Theres no dish they never made Ain't no brick they never laid Everything left's been done before Nothings new, no were to explore (repeat several of times) On the day the wagons come I'll just pray that you let me on (repeat several of times) Hey Jack Jeckel fly Twist and spin to the other side